FOR THE IMMATURE

FOR THE IMMATURE

On Being Busy

Are you busy? Oh for the love of Christ, just get to what you really wanna say. It's either gonna be something like this from a client, boss, or coworker: "Hi. I really don't care how much you've got going on right now, but I'm going to ask you because I want to make...

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Lady Like-Ness

In case you were wondering Yes, wicked chicken, pomp adore, and I are all LADIES. But are we lady-like? Who the fuck knows. What does being ladylike mean anyway? If it means I can't fart in my sleep or eat the Doritos that fell in my sports bra...then count me OUT. If...

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Reality Still Bites

FOREVER THE LATCHKEY KID Millennial this, Baby Boomer that. Blah, blah, blah. It's like 1961-1981 never happened. Except for things like developing the internet, disrupting the music industry, and making flannel shirts cool again. Don't loose your head (or soul) over...

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Borgentine’s Day 2017

Resistance is futile Love and the Borg: They will assimilate you. So whether you and your love prefer to smell flowers or farts on Valentine's Day, there's no escaping love. Don't loose your head (or soul) over it, we've got you covered. Sign up to receive the most...

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Charting Fucks Given According to Age

It's a bit tumultuous in the beginning Then a switch turns off around 35 and there are no more fucks to give. We are clean out here. Don't loose your head (or soul) over it, we've got you covered. Sign up to receive the most un-suckiest emails to your inbox. SHARE...

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Workday Caffeine Progression

When the double shot you just put in your double shot isn't doing it anymore. You've got to upgrade to the ultimate and unlimited energy source: Kids. Summon the energy of a thousand toddlers. Get the Freshly Squeezed Children 15 ounce mug from the official wicked...

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the shop

stuff for those who hate everything.

stuff for those who hate everything.

SO WHAT’S WICKED CHICKEN ALL ABOUT?

You’d think chickens. But, no.

wicked chicken and friends is about:

  • speaking your mind
  • being your sweatpants-wearing self in a high-heeled world
  • not being afraid to raise your hand and say “I don’t get it.”
  • being smart enough to know that sometimes you just have to take a break and laugh at life
  • embracing your humanity—all of it
  • sticking your tongue out at the notion of being “ladylike”—because what does that really mean anyway?
  • finally having a fucking online comic created by a woman that’s not about boyfriends and the horrors of putting on mascara
  • BOOK SMARTS 80%
  • STREET SMARTS (BELIEVED) 87%
  • STREET SMARTS (ACTUAL) 78%
  • USELESS TRIVIA KNOWLEDGE 94%
  • FUCKS GIVEN 0%
  • HEART 100%
meet wicked chicken
meet wicked chicken
meet wicked chicken
meet wicked chicken

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