In case you were wondering
But are we lady-like?
Who the fuck knows. What does being ladylike mean anyway? If it means I can’t fart in my sleep or eat the Doritos that fell in my sports bra…then count me OUT.
If it means landing somewhere on the spectrum between “goddess, hair-flowing-in-the-breeze, pregnant with all that’s divine, mystic” to “just try to break my spirit and I’ll break your face, Xena warrior princess”…then yes,
I’m a FUCKING LADY.